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Lover of the sea, pizza, cowdogs, mermaids, pizza, dirty jokes, vodka, castles, pizza, Van Gogh, peppermint schnapps, play dates with crazy women, pizza, lighthouses, old cemeteries, Lana del Rey, old locks, pizza, old keys, old doors, Led Zeppelin, pizza, and the oxford comma.
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